A chip that enables high-definition 3D holographic projection and that is small enough to fit into a smartphone, while costing a similar price to standard chips uses in phones, will go into production in less than two years according to a number of news reports this week.
Ostendo, a company financed by Paypal billionaire Peter Thiel, as well as the American military, claim a breakthrough has enabled holographic porn to become a reality by 2016.
They claim that the holograms will be of the same real 3D kind seen in the movie Star Wars, only at a higher definition. The chips can also be used for holographic tablets and even holographic tvs.
How good will stuff like this look in real 3D holo porn? A cute blonde taking a thick hard cock all the way down her throat while looking into your eyes the whole time? Well, for now, stereo 3D porn is the best thing available, and this does feel pretty intense watching in 3D stereo :
The world’s first holographic 3D monitor has been unveiled by tech group Holografika this month (September 2012). Although the first versions of the monitor, which gives 180 degree 3D viewing angles and a ‘pseudo’ holographic effect, are intended only for medical and business applications, it is widely assumed that men will be jerking off to holo porn when the monitors are commercialised for home use within the next couple of years. Bring it on!!
It’s now possible to shoot your own holo porn movies. The revolutionary ‘Lytro Light Field 3D Camera’ has gone on sale. This camera is quite unlike conventional cameras that record individual points of light as pixels. This new type of ‘light field’ camera records all the rays of light reflected off of the objects in the scene recorded. According to the makers, enough information is recorded for you be able to play back the video (or photo) as a 3 dimensional hologram. Of course, we have to wait until holo displays are invented first, but it does mean that the world’s very first holo porn movie might be being recorded in somebody’s home as we speak!
Holo Porn may indeed be coming to a future version of the iPhone – perhaps even the iPhone 5. Apple have succeeded in winning a patent for a technology that would allow for a 3D interactive screen on a future iPhone – effectively producing a psuedo-holographic image that appears three dimensional as it moves relative to the position of the viewer’s eyes.
Meanwhile, Michael Bove, head of holography at the world famous Massachusetts Institute of Technology, reckons that we will have inexpensive desktop holographic displays ‘within 5-7 years’!
Will the iPhone 5, likely released early next year, be able to play holo porn? Let’s hope so. According to this speculative YouTube video displaying what the iPhone 5 will look like, we could be watching 3D holo sex on our phones in just a few short months time. Steve Jobs (RIP) died too soon! Personally, I think we’re still a couple of years away from being able to jerk off to mobile holo porn, but pre-order your iPhone 6 now!
Microsoft have displayed a 3D ‘hologram’ display that allows people to ‘move’ around the objects that are shown. The display is actually a 2D projection that employs Kinect eye tracking technology to change position as the viewer’s angle changes. The result is an illusion that the 2D projection is actually a 3D hologram. But that’s not all. The Kinect camera also tracks the hands of the viewer, allowing a similar illusion that the objects can be moved.
This type of ‘psuedo’ holography is closer than most people realise, with several companies other than Microsoft developing it. 3D interractive holo porn involoving this technology is likely only several years away from reaching the home.
The boffins at the Massachusettes Institute of Technology have brought Holo Porn one step closer today. Using only the xBox Kinect as a camera, they have re-created the famous Princess Leia holographic scene from Star Wars, in order to demonstrate how close they are to producing the first viable holographic tv. Unfortunately, the MIT grad student playing Princess Leia in the following video keeps her clothes on at all times, and the moving holographic image isn’t quite high-definition to say the least. But.hey, this is proof of concept!
If you think that 3D porn is the next big thing, wait until you see holo porn (short for ‘holographic porn’). Holo porn will be true 3D porn. Not only will you not need any glasses, you will be able to walk around the pornographic scene depicted, whether it is a nubile girl stripping off as though she really is in front of you, or a full sex orgy…taking place in your very own living room.
Believe it or not but Holo Porn is not decades away, but likely only 5 or so years from becoming a reality. Scientists have finally mastered how to make moving holographic 3D images, and they can even transmit them over the internet. One thing is for sure. When holo porn arrives, things are never going to be the same again!